• The Bible in 50 Words
  
  • God made
    
  • Adam bit
    
  • Noah arked
    
  • Abraham split
    
  • Joseph ruled
    
  • Jacob fooled
    
  • Bush talked
    
  • Moses balked
    
  • Pharaoh plagued
    
  • People walked
    
  • Sea divided
    
  • Tablets guided
    
  • Promise landed
    
  • Saul freaked
    
  • David peeked
    
  • Prophets warned
    
  • Christ born
    
  • Jesus walked
    
  • Love talked
    
  • Anger crucified
    
  • Hope died
    
  • Love rose
    
  • Spirit flamed
    
  • Word spread
    
  • God remained...

Wondering
I´ve often wondered how someone could put a critique of music into words.
And I've also wondered why there was no musical commentary on writing.

Survival Kit For Every Day

• Toothpick to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others.
  
• Rubber band to remind you to be flexible, it might not always go the way you want, but it will work out.
  
• Band Aid to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else's.
  
• Pencil to remind you to list your blessing everyday.
  
• Eraser to remind you that everyone makes mistakes, and it's okay.
  
• Chewing gum to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything.
  
• Mint to remind you that you are worth a mint to your family and friends.
  
• Candy Kiss to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday.
  
• Tea Bag to remind you to relax daily and go over that list of your blessings.
  
  

• Tough Times?
  
  • What am I resisting?
    
  • What is the lesson here?
    
  • Have I been here before?
    
  • Am I losing energy to this?
    
  • Am I holding on to something I need to let go of?
    
  • Am I in the present?
    
  • What do I need to do now?
    
  • Who's in control here?
    
  • What is my responsibility here?
    
  • Am I at peace with this?
  
  
  

phrases@work
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
How about never, is never good for you?
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and inexperienced.
I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't brag with it.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Can I trade this job for what's behind the door #1?
Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Just do it!
Work as if you didn´t need money.
Love as if you were never hurt.
Dance as if nobody is watching.
Sing as if nobody is listening.
Live as if you were in paradise.